Early to bed and early to rise means a man gets his own breakfast.

By the time people find greener pastures, they're usually too old to climb the fence.

Love at first sight is often cured by a second look.

If you're willing to face the music then someday you might lead the band.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Smile!!